The most bizarre vintage tech ads

Apple Computer

Apple Computer

Apple: Flying the flag for "groovy men" since '78.

Apple

Apple

Guys want to be him, girls want to be with him.

Wang Calculators

Wang Calculators

Wang, bang, thank you ma'am

Bell & Howell Projector

Bell & Howell Projector

Sabrina: demonstrating 'the world's finest projection equipment' and the world's most unnervingly buoyant breasts. (Seriously, I think they're about to take off)

Penril Modem

Penril Modem

"Maybe even sexy..." Yep, definitely the word to describe a '60s modem.

Technico SS-16

Technico SS-16

Microcomputing: Sparking spontaneous threesomes since '73

Burroughs Angry Young Computer

Burroughs Angry Young Computer

He grew up disillusioned on the factory line.

Funny vintage tech ads: Vic-20 Friendly Computer

Funny vintage tech ads: Vic-20 Friendly Computer

A sweet, simple soul.

Thermador Kitchen Appliances

Thermador Kitchen Appliances

Man ogles daughter’s breasts under pretext of showing off new microwave oven

Commodore Executive 64

Commodore Executive 64

A white, middle aged man really was the thing to be back then.

Parker Brothers Star Wars Game

Parker Brothers Star Wars Game

Virgin forever.

LBMS

LBMS

Thought 'Computer-Aided System Engineering' was boring? Take a frolic through hell with this sex-crazed, shredder-wielding she-devil then get back to us

Interlude Adult Game

Interlude Adult Game

Don’t worry, nothing that can’t be solved by throwing on silky lingerie and lugging a 600 pound hunk of metal into bed.

Funny vintage tech ads: Honeywell Electronic Mail

Funny vintage tech ads: Honeywell Electronic Mail

What the heck is electronic mail? I don’t know, but the fairies seem angry about it.

Pitney Bowes Postage Meter

Pitney Bowes Postage Meter

Well, that woman doesn’t have resplendent, overflowing cleavage so it should be fine, right?

CompuServe

CompuServe

The future. Where colour is a distant memory and you really need to put on a white jumpsuit wash.

Apple, again

Apple, again

Some things don't change...(jus' kidding)

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