At least SOME things about a reorg are predictable

This company is about to go through yet another reorganization -- which means yet another staff meeting to explain the reorg plan to employees, reports an IT pilot fish who's been through it all before.

"At the very start of the meeting, the person in charge stood up," fish says. "She began by saying, 'The intent of this meeting is not to honk anyone off.

"'However, I am completely sure that by the end of this meeting I will have honked off each and every one of you.

"'So I'd like to apologize right now...'"

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