Gee, thanks, boss!


It's the end of summer, and this organization's annual picnic is scheduled to begin at quitting time, reports a pilot fish there.

"The location was 80 miles away," fish says. "To accommodate this, we were allowed to leave early. Several of us were planning on carpooling together, and I was driving.

"Just before the early dismissal time, I received a panic call from the boss. Seems his PC would not bring up a particular website, and it was essential that I fix it right now!

"He was also in a meeting in the office with the PC. I began troubleshooting, and the job ran past the time I was to be driving the 80 miles to the picnic. But the PC needed to be fixed.

"The fix was completed, and I left it with the website he wanted on the screen.

"Next day, the boss was not in the office -- but his PC still showed the same website page that was absolutely essential to be available the day before."

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