IT pilot fish and his family return from a vacation trip and, as usual, they're happy to be home -- but for different reasons.

"When we got back, I pulled into the driveway with my wife, 15-year-old daughter and 12-year-old son," fish says.

"As we arrived, my son let out a big sigh.

"He said, 'Ah, home, where I don't have to log on to the Wi-Fi.'"

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