Apple's taught Siri several fresh, but useless, Sept. 9 hints

Apple’s intelligent assistant is having a laugh

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Laughs

Apple has taught Siri a few new useless hints just in time to whet people's appetite for its big reveal at 10 a.m. PT (1 p.m. ET) on Wednesday, when Apple execs will take the stage in San Francisco to tell us all about the company's new products. Keep up with the news from the event on our live blog right here.

Meanwhile you can ask Siri: “Hey Siri, give us a hint.”

Previously Siri said things like “Look deep within yourself and you will find the answer." This morning, Apple appears to have given it several more responses, which I've included below...

What we expect from tomorrow's event:

(If you don’t want to check the links, the hive mind currently believes Apple will unveil new iPhones; a powerful new model of the Apple TV equipped with Siri; iOS 9; OS X; and (possibly) a new MacBook Air and iPad Pro.)

Check back tomorrow for all the announcements as they happen in our liveblog;  meanwhile, I thought it might amuse some readers to read Siri's new responses:

Battle

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Binary

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Mum

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Picture

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Telepathy

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Tim Look

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What do you think Apple’s planning? Have you found any more new Siri statements?

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