Do as I say, not...


This pilot fish has the day off, but he knows 30 minutes of that time will still be work-related.

"I had to attend a mandatory half-hour-long conference call," fish says. "A couple of days prior to the call, we all got a PowerPoint presentation for the meeting.

"On the day of the meeting, I dialed in -- and all the regional boss did was read verbatim directly off of the PowerPoint for half an hour.

"What was the topic of the call? Efficiency. Oh well..."

Sharky's 78-slide PowerPoint deck just says to send me your story. Email your true tale of IT life to me right now at You'll snag a snazzy Shark shirt if I use it. Add your comments below, and read some great old tales in the Sharkives.

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