So THAT'S the kind of security users want from IT!


At this manufacturing company, IT is responsible for a wider range of areas than most, reports a pilot fish there.

Case in point -- a service request from a user:

We are experiencing foxes coming into the building at night.

How hard would it be to have a coyote sound play over the intercom in the main building every 30 minutes all night long?

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