You're, um, very very very very very very welcome

This pilot fish gets a message from the boss labeled HIGH IMPORTANCE, so he knows every word demands his attention -- right?

Hi Team,

This is a daily reminder. You are receiving this e-mail because you have at least one ticket scheduled for completion today. Please make sure that the survey is completed and routing is accepted BEFORE the end of the day today. If you've already completed all your assignments today, please disregard this reminder.

If you're unable to complete the assignment on time, you must call me/text me/email me to inform me of the issue the same day. Occurrences on the late report will tracked on the technicians performance matrix.

Please work with me and I'll work with you to ensure we're successful.

Thank you,
[ Boss's Name ]
District Field Manager, Southeast
Company Inc.

Thank you,
[ Boss's Name ]
District Field Manager, Southeast
Company Inc.

Thank you,
[ Boss's Name ]
District Field Manager, Southeast
Company Inc.

Thank you,
[ Boss's Name ]
District Field Manager, Southeast
Company Inc.

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