You're at your wit's end.
You were sleeping during the middle-of-the-night hour last Friday when Apple still had the iPhone 5 in stock for pre-orders. You have watched with dismay as shipping delays on Apple's e-store have mounted. And you've got a serious iPhone 5 itch that's driving you, well, nuttier than usual.
So how do you -- procrastinator that you are -- score a new iPhone on Friday? We're guessing by expending some serious time, money, or both.
Hey, no one said it was easy being an Apple addict.
Where do I get an iPhone 5? As usual, your best bet is an Apple retail store.
Apple doesn't disclose the quantity of inventory on hand, and what with the fast pre-order sellout and the ensuing delivery date pushback for online orders -- Apple now says new orders won't ship for three to four weeks -- the smartphone may be in short supply Friday.
Traditionally, Apple retains the bulk of its walk-in sales stock for its own stores, and to their dismay, shorts the carriers and others.
What about the mobile carriers? Also an option. In the U.S., AT&T, Sprint and Verizon will all be selling the iPhone 5 in their retail outlets tomorrow. Like Apple, however, the carriers don't reveal how many they will have on hand. And they've also exhausted their supplies for pre-ordering. AT&T, for example, now cites shipping delays of 14-21 days. Sprint and Verizon, meanwhile, note a delay of three weeks and delivery by Oct. 12, respectively.
There's no nearby Apple store, and I'm betting the carriers' outlets will be swamped. Any suggestions? Apple's retail partners, including Best Buy, Radio Shack and Wal-Mart, will also have some to sell. Those stores are opening at their regular hours. You can find the nearest using each retailer's store locator for address and hours of operation.
Don't expect any of these to have lots in stock, however. In the iPhone food chain, these retailers are near the bottom, below even carriers in their ability to get sufficient supply.
When does the iPhone 5 actually go on sale? Apple will open the doors of its stores Friday at 8 a.m. local time, an hour or two earlier than normal. In the U.S., AT&T, Sprint and Verizon have said they will also open at 8 a.m. local time.
Best Buy, Wal-Mart and Radio Shack will open at their regular hours, but remember that not all stores will have the devices and most of those that do will have a limited supply.
Will there be lines Friday? Does Tim Cook seem boring after Steve Jobs?
Lines have already formed at Apple stores, although in some instances, those sleeping and standing in the queue are using the platform to push a political agenda, publicize a blog or hype an app more than to purchase a new phone. At Apple's massive 5th Avenue store in New York, for instance, the line started forming last week.
I'm a 1%er.... Can I get someone from the 99% to wait in line for me Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy a spot. If you hustle, you may still be able to purchase a stand-in. On Craigslist, for example, people were selling their overnight spots today.
"I will stand in line for you at the Hillsdale Shopping Center Apple store tonight and be there until tomorrow morning so that you can come in and take my spot," read one offer posted today from the San Francisco area.