Gosh, thanks, boss!

Pilot fish is in the weekly staff meeting with all his co-workers when the boss asks fish for the status of his current task.

"I explain we have a series of related failures that we have just started investigating," says fish. "I tell him we have the error code, and explain how the error code helps narrow the investigation.

"Boss tells my co-workers, 'He knows that because of his years of experience in the job. But a normal person would only need one or two days to learn that.

"As everyone in the room sits open-mouthed at the insult, all I can think is, 'At least he just told me how much notice I need to give when I tender my resignation.'"

SPECIAL NOTE FROM SHARKY: Sharky's blog is moving to Computerworld's new website one week from today, and we all know what that means: Everything in this IT project will go absolutely perfectly from start to finish. (Oh, wait...)

Actually, it's very likely that some comments on tales in the Sharkives won't make the transition immediately. Don't panic -- they'll get to the new site eventually. They'll just show up fashionably late to the launch party.

Watch for the new Computerworld site on Tuesday, Aug. 19. And in the meantime...

Sharky doesn't need advance notice -- send me your true tale of IT life anytime at sharky@computerworld.com. You'll get a stylish Shark shirt if I use it. Add your comments below, and read some great old tales in the Sharkives.

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