It's a few years back, and this pilot fish is trying out a piece of commercial software using a demo key with a license manager.
"The program came with a shutdown program for the license manager," says fish. "At one point I tried to run shutdown for the program I was testing. Suddenly, to my horror, I saw it shutting down every licensed program on our internal network: compilers, linkers, configuration management, everything.
"I sort of felt like the guy in a movie who leans on a bookshelf that falls over and causes a domino effect. I quickly called the help desk to tell them what happened.
"Next morning when I tried to log in, I found my account locked. I called the help desk and was told it was because of what happened the day before.
"I reminded them that I did not have root access and there was no way I should have been able to do what that program did, so the program clearly had a security flaw in it.
"They promptly unlocked my account."
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