See, THIS is when you want to be able to remote in

Pilot fish takes a call at the help desk:

User: "I'm having trouble getting to my files on the server."

Fish: "Go to the Start icon on the bottom left side of your screen, then right click on it and go to My Computer."

Silence on the line.

Fish: "Hello? Hello?" More silence.

Which is when the user taps fish on the shoulder. Sighs fish, "Literally went to my computer..."

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