No no, that's COMPLETELY coincidental

This pilot fish is responsible for anti-virus software at his company -- and it's upgrade time.

"Recently we received the new version of the software," fish reports. "This version is supposed to have a 'Presentation mode' that will temporarily disable all actions that will slow down the computer. It also has a feature that will automatically switch presentation mode on whenever a program runs full screen, like a slideshow presentation.

"While I was installing and configuring this software, I noticed that there is no mention of presentation mode in the config files.

"But I did find settings for a 'Gamers mode.' I wonder if there's a connection..."

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