Um, no, it doesn't work that way

IT pilot fish is accosted by a co-worker in the hall.

User: "Hey, I need to show you a problem I'm having when working from home."

Fish: OK, what's up?

User: "Well, I brought my Internet with me today."

Fish: You brought your what?

User: "My Internet."

Fish: Not sure what you mean, man.

User: "I brought, you know, that thing -- the modem -- so you can see the problem I'm having at home..."

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