IT pilot fish is accosted by a co-worker in the hall.
User: "Hey, I need to show you a problem I'm having when working from home."
Fish: OK, what's up?
User: "Well, I brought my Internet with me today."
Fish: You brought your what?
User: "My Internet."
Fish: Not sure what you mean, man.
User: "I brought, you know, that thing -- the modem -- so you can see the problem I'm having at home..."
Sharky says: Bring it! Specifically, bring me your true tale of IT life at email@example.com. You'll snag a snazzy Shark shirt if I use it. Add your comments below, and read some great old tales in the Sharkives.
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