New year, same old users

Client calls this consultant pilot fish, wanting an explanation for why the file server is rebooting as many as five times a day.

"I go in and do my investigation, look at logs and everything," says fish. "I don't find anything wrong at all that would explain why the file server would be rebooting.

"I meet with the client and explain how nothing is wrong with the file server and I don't think there is an issue.

"Then I go around asking everyone in the client's office if they have any issues. I catch up with the sales guy and he brings up the fact that the Wi-Fi doesn't work when he comes in.

"I ask him how he has been fixing it, and he walks over to the network cabinet and shuts off the UPS to the whole rack, then turns it back on.

"Needless to say, we now know the cause of the rebooting file server..."

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