Who were we gonna ask, him?

This pilot fish works for a county agency where he's the department's liaison to central IT for most things.

"That includes approving access requests from our staff for accounts on various county-wide systems," says fish.

"The one exception to this is the purchasing system. Those requests need to be approved by the agency head or deputy -- both of which have turned over recently.

"Such a request signed by our new lead prompted the county to call me with the following question: 'Is it OK for [our new lead] to approve this?'

"So while I can't approve access requests for the purchasing system, I'm the go-to guy for who can approve them?

"I got through the call without incident, but I was no good for a minute or two after."

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